Jonesing

To roast someone for a specific characteristic or trait in a joking manner.

Examples:
“Ol’ hotdog water breath havin’ ass”
“Ol’ peanut head havin’ ass”
“Ol’ not knowing your left from your right, lost in the woods head ass”

Usage:
“Tim was jonesing on Tom so hard”

by Saint Morales December 14, 2022

Meadow Jones

if your name is "Meadow Jones" I don't know how to tell you, but you are a horrible person and deserve nothing good. Please turn your life around by doing something good like buying your best friend v-bucks or robux.

Oh hi "Meadow Jones", I mistook you for a pile of poo

by Willy-is-Wonky January 4, 2023

Jones' boys

The father-son equivalent of Eskimo brothers.

Me and dad unknowingly ran a Jones' boys on her last month.

by Groundhog119 January 6, 2023

Jones boys

The father - son equivalent of Eskimo brothers.

Me and dad unknowingly ran a Jones boys on her last month.

by Groundhog119 January 6, 2023

Jones Luck

A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.

Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)

Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.

by Keeping the Auntie status July 7, 2023

Samuel Gregory Jones

A Man who holds alot of wisdom and trust. He is also very bad at overwatch.

Person 1: Who is that person who is throwing this game.
Person 2: Oh, that is Samuel Gregory Jones.
Person 1: Fuck that guy.

by JakDotExe July 7, 2023

Indiana Jonesed

When you’re hitting it from the back and you have your thumb in her ass, you swiftly replace your thumb with your cock before filling her with your load.

“I broke up with him because he Indiana Jonesed me”.

by Hairy dick Humphrey July 18, 2023