shrimpy jones

A guy with a small dick and large balls that can't see his toes

That shrimpy jones has a small dick

by John to con June 9, 2016

Roger Jones

To finish the last bit of food in a shared container of food.

John, please roger jones the last bit of pasta, I don’t want to put it back in the fridge.

He roger jonesed the ice cream, I wanted one more scoop.

by PlumPare August 11, 2024

Jone

Used to exemplify a very good or very bad thing, usually used to refer to an attractive woman but could be an object as well.

Oh, shes a jone!
Wheres my jone? (Looking for misplaced favorite item)

by Hollywood Hog February 4, 2021

Jones lag

The amount of time that it takes between Alex Jones having a conspiracy theory and it turning out to be right is known as Jones lag.

Alex told everyone about Epstein's pedo island, but the Jones lag took a few years.

by @mrkulci September 10, 2020

Mason Jones

A tall brown skin boy with curly-ish hair. Very goofy and plays either football or basketball
He should date a K

Mason Jones should date someone who’s name starts with K or Z

by CHEEEEEEEEEEESE TOUCHHHHHHHG May 18, 2022

The B Jones

The opposite of keeping up with The Joneses. Doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks and has rbf all the time.

That guy has the B Jones mentality
Pulling a b Jones and saying yolo

by Samilah August 5, 2021

Davey Jones

One of the baddest mutha f-ers you ever will know. Can’t kill him. Biggest, most honest heart and will protect you with his life. Crazy AF but always fun. Homie knows his shit and has been there done that. You’d be lucky to know this dude.

Yo! You must be some kind of Davey Jones or something! You’re nuts but I love ya!

by Patapuss August 5, 2023