The Jostle of Jerry

when a guy pins you to the wall in a public bathroom and says he's gonna rape you (whether or not he is a man of his word does not change this being the Jostle of Jerry)

bro bob gave me the Jostle of Jerry in the bathroom i need a hug

by Rotisserie February 16, 2024

Mass of Jerry

Someone so large, they defy the laws of gravity. The equivalent to the mass of Jupiter, They can break through the earth's core and create a black hole.

"Damn, that gelatinous jello block of a man has the Mass of Jerry! I can feel his pull from the opposite pole of earth."

by bigfattesticles January 5, 2025

Young "Angie" Jeezy: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Young "Angie" Jeezy: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

Pull a jerry

Overpaying for something because you’re too impatient to wait for a better opportunity

Boutta pull a jerry and overpay for them

by Reyrey96 January 26, 2026

tom n' jerry

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tom n' jerry

by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

King Raschaschere Jerryson 3.

King of Hearts.
The leader of our little cult.

Big dick and big heart.

Cunt.

„Bless our king Raschaschere Jerryson 3.“
„Bles“

by Warawara July 17, 2025

Mal, Dick and Jerry

Any hypothetical persons

You cannot just choose friends just like Mal, Dick and Jerry you have to careful of who you want to be friends with.

by I'm a dick head March 8, 2021