Christmas Gratification

Enjoying yourself sexually on Christmas as a gift.
I let him have some Christmas Gratification while I wrapped the kids presents.
by Emptychair361 January 05, 2023
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Alabama Christmas Tree

1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: For the Frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*
John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?
by Monke_man January 21, 2021
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A Nightmare Before Christmas

Fantastic movie but incredibly overmarketed particularly to fake wannabe goths who have most likely never even seen the movie in the first place. They just like the imagery surrounding it. If they had actually seen the movie they would know that despite the gothic overtone it's actually a really sweet feel-good film.
Idiot goth kid: Hurr durrrrrrr NiGhTmArE bEfOrE cHrIsTmAs Is My LiFe. LoOk At My TeE sHiRt.
Real fan: Oh yeah looks good I love Jack Skellington.
Idiot goth kid: Hurr durrrrrr WhO iS tHaT
Real fan: You wear a Nightmare Before Christmas shirt but you don't even know the character on your shirt?!
Idiot goth kid: .....
Real fan: That's Jack Skellington you idiot he's the main character in the movie!
Idiot goth kid: Hurrrrr durrrr LeAvE mE aLoNe YoU'rE sO mEaN.
by a frustrated sports fan September 25, 2023
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african christmas

kwanzaa. It is celebrated by the most gangsta thug yn's in the wide world of texas
"Yo fat bitch, you coming over to celebrate african christmas?"
"Please kill yourself."
by Assblaster Bitch February 22, 2025
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Christmas Puke

Around Christmastime there is always that one house that goes completely overboard with the Christmas decorations. There are blow-up rain deer and Santas all over the yard. So much so that it looks just like Christmas puked all over the yard. That is "Christmas Puke".
Hannah couldn't believe the house next door had "Christmas Puke" all over the yard.
by Julesheart January 08, 2024
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Christmas Year

A exaggerated extent of time that exceeds it's limit beyond what should be normal.
She took an whole Christmas Year to get here.

How long is it going to take you to finish that? A Christmas year?
by King Nimai February 25, 2018
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christmas stuffing

When a old school friend comes over for christmas just to fuck. Usually happens when your at your parents house.
You: I want some Christmas Stuffing. Do you know if anyone is in town?

Friend: Yo, I heard Sally is in town. Hit her up.

You: Awesome.
by Fuckboi Gerry January 24, 2017
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