mississippi mud river

When you have diarrhea and you shit down a girls boobs and it runs down to her puss and you eat her out

I gotta make sure I eat Taco Bell before I give my girl a Mississippi mud river

by Kriknebrok98 December 18, 2016

foster mud mask

where a guy shits on a girls face, then rubs it in and lets it dry

woman: hay honey my pores are feelin a little dry.
man: do u want me 2 give a foster mud mask.

by yazpikle July 22, 2009

donkey mud bath

Violent anal sex within the confines of a dirty bath tub. One that preferable has a drain clogged with pubic hair and old cum. As the water runs and fills the bath, it mixes with the excrements that spill from the newly stretched asshole, turning the water mud brown.

"She was a freak bro, we took a donkey mud bath on the first date!"
Alt..
"This she/he/it is dirtier than a donkey mud bath."

by Grandmas mothball September 2, 2017

European mud slap

Pulling back the foreskin after a mind blowing male colon extravaganza and slapping him in the face with your shit covered dick.

Ah! Damn! Ricky just European mud slapped me. I need more!

by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021

mud hut pie

Oral after anal

She said she was craving chocolate, so I gave her a mud hut pie.

by TheRealSequoia October 25, 2017

Kentucky mud wrestling

When you’re in an orgy with a sibling

When you’re Kentucky mud wrestling your sister can be there, ya’ll just can’t look each other in the eye

by Turkish Cal June 1, 2023

Frosted mud slide

Act of a man taking a shit on a womans chest then jizzing on top of the shit. The next step is to titty fuck the woman.

I just did something that is more disgusting than scat bukkake...I gave Jan a Frosted mud slide.

by Joc C January 5, 2010