dutch toffee waffle

The act of excreting on your partners back then ejaculating into said excrement. The act is then finished by slapping ones ballsack onto the pile to form the image of a waffle.
Son, one day I’ll teach you how to give a girl a Dutch toffee waffle the way your sister likes it, with stealth, precision and sweet sweet satisfaction
by ToffeePlumber5000 December 13, 2017
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Dutch Steam bath

The act of cutting a fart in a hot shower while some else is in the bathroom. Allowing the hot steam to magnify the stench.

Most effective with the door is closed and the other person can not hear it; such as when listening to loud music.
I was brushing my teeth this morning and my wife gave me a Dutch Steam Bath; it smelled like death
by EverydayEvil December 29, 2010
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Covid Dutch Oven

Burping with your COVID-19 mask on and smelling your own breath. Requiring you to marinate in your burp juice.
Jim: *burps*
Chad: Yo did you taste that burp? must be a gnarly Covid Dutch oven under there.
Jim: You're damn right.
by mrchubhabub September 20, 2020
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Double Dutch Expressways

The act of placing two sisters side by side on a twin sized bed, and shitting between each sisters tits. (From this point on you will use your dick.) Get your cock really hard and start to titty fuck the one on the left, then switch over to the one on the right. Then back to the left, then once again back to the right. At this point the shit between their titties should be running thin, you might have to reapply. If not go ahead and shoot a hot steamy load in and around their mouths.
Last years Double Dutch Expressways competition champion was Mike.
by hooker at the desk July 18, 2010
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dutch eye dilemma

The act in which two lazy eyed people lock opposite dead eyes creating a catatonic state in which time travel is possible.This state can only be broken by throwing ice water on both dead eye combatants
Dutch got into a "dutch eye dilemma " with the grounds keeper at the cemetery
by Dutch Sana March 10, 2015
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double dutch rudder

Similar to the dutch rudder, but involving two men holding each others arms while holding their own penis.
It's not gay if you do the double dutch rudder, you never actually touch the other guys penis!
by 733t November 14, 2008
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Dutch Drum Machine

A nickname given to any Dutch drummer that plays metal.
by Grymnir July 18, 2011
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