Skip to main content

jalapeño piss hole 

When soap gets into the tip of the penis causing an extreme stinging sensation during urination.
Never masturbate with shampoo; if you get any in your dick you'll be regretting it the next time you piss with your jalapeño piss hole!

Can't even pee hole 

Trying not to laugh until you leak.

Holding yourself from peeing while laughing uncontrollably.

Having to pee but there is no bathroom in sight. Laughing so hard while the pain of peeing is distracting you.
I was on the ground trying not to peehole.

I can't even pee hole when she told me that story.

Marie was laughing so much she couldn't even pee-hole and it started to show through her pants.

mayor a-hole 

A term to refer to an extremely cute boy that can be a douche at times.
Dakhota is such a Mayor A-Hole
mayor a-hole by Mayor A-Hole February 18, 2017

pork chop slop hole 

A vagina that smells and or tastes like it's been percolating in the muck of a pig pen.

A vagina that smells and Or tastes like a week old pork chop
As I began kissing my way down her waist, my nose was immediately struck by her pork chop slop hole.

Helicopter with a hole in one 

Helicopter with a hole in one is when you have a apparatus like a harness on a pulley system and you are swinging your partner lowering them until they make it in your hole! If you can manage it in one try you have a helicopter with a hole in one!
Suzette was so excited to have Eddie in her sex swing harness she pulled on the rope so hard that when Eddie was coming in for his landing the roof gave way! To Suzette's surprise he had made it well into her hole! She scream with glee, FINALLY, A HELICOPTER WITH A HOLE IN ONE!

Taken to the hole 

To be out performed athletically by an opponent while playing basketball
Do you see that move that James Harden put on Kevin Love? Kevin got taken to the hole