ghost sneeze

when you both cum and sneeze at the same exact time

dude when I was beating my meat I fuckin ghost sneezeed

by Amphibian Boi December 21, 2018

Ghost Sound

When you’re absolutely sure you just heard some random noise, but no one around you heard it, and it confuses you and makes you question your sanity.

What did I just head? No one around me heard anything. Must be a ghost sound.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020

Ghost Riding

The action of pedalling on an Electric Bike on the UK highway but not generating any motion because the Bike is illegal and not as per EAPC requirements of:

1) must have a maximum power output of 250 watts so is 350 watts or more for example
2) should not be able to propel the bike when it’s travelling more than 15.5mph but can

So people and Police without a LIDAR think that your pedalling is propelling the Bike and not the illegal motor.

I love Ghost Riding past the Police as they don't have a clue!

by EAPC Ghost Rider July 8, 2020

Ghost ropes

When you've run out of cum, you shoot ghost ropes instead of actual ropes.

When I jerked off that eighth time, there was nothing left. I was shooting ghost ropes

by Madam Lois December 11, 2020

D-Ghosted

Getting discouraged after being left on read, only for the other person to reply a short while later with an explanation.

I got D-Ghosted by this girl the other day, but she was just on a plane flying home.

by 141414141 August 31, 2022

ghost choke

The act of saying you choked someone without choking anyone. Lying about the submission

Joe said he submitted someone but it never happened. Ghost choke

by Capita February 16, 2017

Butt Ghost

The lingering warmth of someone else's butt on a toilet seat.

I couldn't use that toilet because it has someone's butt ghost on it

by AuricGodshawk April 14, 2019