crack shed

A sketch a** location where you could find absolutely ANYTHING there and It’s the only place you wouldn’t be shocked to see something so absurd.

Tina’s car is a total crack shed, last Tuesday I had to pull a choir of vibrators and a taco out the passenger seat before there was room for my fat a**.

by NoFakeNews September 14, 2020

Crack whore

Jodie valley bike

Jody is a crack whore, she sucks dirty cock for pebble dash rock

by selfie-titanium June 22, 2019

Puberty Crack

When you are talking to a friend whilst going through puberty and it fucks with your voice

Person 1: Damn did you hear that roger had a puberty crack while talking to the teacher it was hilarious he was like "and then rEEchard" he was so embarrassed

Person 2: lol m8

by πerce June 6, 2018

Among crack

A slang term for the popular game in 2020, Among us as its addicting like Crack.

Guy A: look at Joe he's playing too much of games all day long.
Guy B: Nah. Hes Probably playing Among crack.

by Saitama 777 November 13, 2020

crack idea

An idea that is generally quite strange or ridiculous, but is still somewhat reasonable.

Jim had the crack idea the other day of claiming that the TV was not working right to try to get a deduction from the bill.

by EncryptedStrike May 26, 2018

Crack guac

1) Guacamole so good, it's like crack

2) Adjective used to describe anything really good

1) Damn son, gimme that crack guac!

2) Arthur " Have you guys seen the new esky"
Cath "Nah man"
Arthur " Bro, it's crack guac"

by Energy Crew May 18, 2018

virgin crack

the crackling sound that is made when a screw is removed for the first time ever from any piece of equipment

If you don't hear the virgin crack, it's possible the screw has been taken out before

by nadbmal July 11, 2017