Vogon Poetry Code

Computer program code, generally written by a person whos ego has the gravitational pull of the sun, that once read causes the reviewer to want to rip out their own insides.

A example of Vogon Poetry Code would be:

$id = 0;
while (!$id || mysql_error()) {

$id = rand(1, 10000000);

mysql_query("INSERT INTO `table` (id) VALUES ('".$id."'");
}

by EnglishMouse April 29, 2012

Error Code 101

Error Code 101 on Instagram is a protected user who is being hidden from the public for unknown reasons.

Error Code 101 could be a threat

by Eieuhe g eowsoifhd May 25, 2020

hate coded

When you're in a hurry to solve a programming problem, and your solution results in a shittiest-rushed-even-yo-mama-would-be-embarrassed-of-you-algorithm, but it get the damn job done.

I was solving day 3 of the Advent of Code, and I hate coded the worst fucking solution! I'm not proud of it, but it worked.

by appalasian December 06, 2017

fortress code

Atrociously written code that is only used or kept around because other code or systems rely on it.

Person A: Work today was rough. Someone threw together a program last week that takes minutes to organize files and we were told to use it.
Person B: Are you not allowed to change it?
Person A: Nope; it's fortress code at this point. Our boss replaced the computer's file manager with the program, and any change made to it would brick the computer.

by ChameleonDragon September 12, 2021

Bro Code

You do not in any circumstances chase another man's girl that's when you're bro connection is gone and you drop down to the snake pit. Unless she is the ho trying it on then do the dirty do and then tell the boyfriend, just like they do the (HOE'S) so time we start treating the ho's like equals just like they want.

Bro Code, what's happening is this what the bro code has come too.

by BiGBoYBLaZie 2 August 30, 2019

Bro code

A bro is allowed to date another bros sister as long as his name is Jade and you know he will treat her like a queen

Damn JADE is so cool he can over rule the bro code

by Kemosabe February 24, 2021

Bro Code

The thing that all men should live by. If the Bro Code is lived by you must support the homies and make things easier for them.

Man that knows the bro code:
//www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/ut69j8/thanks_waiter/

by Your_Waiter1124 August 22, 2022