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where rich kids go to learn about the same stuff every year.
Friend 1: You go to Prestonwood Christian Academy?
Friend 2: Yeah, we're learning about Noah's Ark again.
by tanya "discombobulated" miller November 18, 2019
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Trinity Christian School

Trinity Christian School has a ridiculous dress code. Socks could only be blue, white, black, grey, or HUNTER green. only could wear trinity sweatshirts. People got drunk in the bathroom, smoking, and sex in the parking lot, as well as they, forced under your own will to stay at school events. Love the rich, hate the poor. PreppyAF Trinity is better than Seton.
Trinity Christian School is an absolute hellhole, where they force you to stay at events and make you dress like you are from the 1800's.
by Good ol' Christian Boy November 19, 2018
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Christian Death Metal

A funny oxymoron that Christian kids use to go against "The Man" and still be a "good" Christian kid. Ironicly the blasphemy, sexuality and violence of many death metal bands and songs are overlooked in this "genre".
"I went to Hot Topic and got this fuckin' sweet new shirt!"
"Cool, I got this sweet ass new spiked dog collar and this shirt that says, 'Lust is Pimp'!"
"Cool, let's go get ready for church!"
by CypressLB May 13, 2005
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Post-Gothic Christianity

Post-Gothic Christianity is a multicultural, all inclusive, especially considering Black Christian traditions in North America, philosophical construction of Christianity that is especially uniquely artistic and individual in scope. Occasionally artists who are Post-Gothic as Christians will include Post-Gothic Christianity as part of their artistic ouevre, including celebrities like Kanye West, a black billionaire who is both a musician and an entrepreneur.

Post-Gothic Christianity is not necessarily theological, it is also artistic, poetic , individualistic, and subjective in height. Post Gothic Christianity is oftentimes ironic in scope, political in purpose, and it is purposefully completed by it’s flaws, including the flawed subject of Post-Gothic Christianity, mostly centered and constructed in the 21st century. Post-Gothic Christianity is prominent especially for questioning the white supremacy of all historical Christian traditions, and the “Arian” beginnings of the Christian Church, in Rome, especially concerning the German 'Goths', whom developed Gothic Christianity.

Contemporary Romans by and large are more accepting of Post-Gothic Christianity, on the whole, than they are of Gothic Christianity.

The theory and practice of Post-Gothic Christianity is being actively developed today, and has been well documented within the musical tradition called 'Gospel', largely produced by African Americans in the United States.
If you were into post-gothic christianity, you might be not be so racist, bro!
by CoaltownBrown October 31, 2021
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alabama christian academy

Also known as 'ACA'

In other words:
A: Almost
C: Christian
A: Assholes

In short, Almost Christian Assholes
Everyone that goes there are true model citizens, after all they go and spend their weekends getting drunk in a Rooms-To-Go Parking lot! True ACA students!

Like seriously! They have chapel every single day, and majority of the students send nudes on snapchat! Alabama Christian Academy folks!
by Prolapsed Rectum Licker May 26, 2018
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anti-Jesus christians

A person who identifies themselves as Christian, but rejects the teachings of Jesus, by inventing morals and laws that allow them to reject the needs of others of another tribe or color.
The anti-Jesus Christians chose to hate the poor and downtrodden because they felt they were lazy and unworthy of Christ’s love.
by KernelDan September 30, 2022
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bloody christian ears

Blood exploding from your holy ears from people talking about disgusting body parts sexually
Stacy abuses my Bloody Christian Ears when she talks about her huge hairy goat balls
by DDRJ12 December 3, 2017
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