Molecularly Challenged Cabbage

Having or possessing properties similarly to those of a molecularly challenged cabbage, such as low or nonexistent IQ, a particular stink or smell, or a tendency to act as though one is a molecularly challenged cabbage. This word is commonly used as an insult, or to confuse people without an inkling to what it could mean.

Have you interacted with Brody yet today? He smells similarly to a molecularly challenged cabbage.
She has the IQ of a molecularly challenged cabbage.
Have you met Zack yet? They are as hyper and confused as a molecularly challenged cabbage in pickling brine.

by Generic Villain October 22, 2023

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minivan challenge

Where a man with no hand ( nub) shoves it up a woman's pussy as a challenge.

I just got nominated to the minivan challenge.

by Waffle_stomper_42 January 28, 2017

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porcelain challenge

A trend started by gen z on the social media platform tiktok, in which one grinds up their parents/grandparents antique china (often using a blender) and snorts it.

It is dangerous! do NOT try at home.

Omg Brad did you hear about gen z’s porcelain challenge?

by purpleturtle2 October 2, 2022

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Santa challenge

You only cum/nut once year

I think starting next year I'm gonna complete the Santa challenge

by Domino the dog January 1, 2021

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Alphabet Challenge

A challenge in which a guy, gal, or non-binary pal has sex with 26 people, each of whom has a name that starts with a different letter of the alphabet.

When you find out she's been doing the alphabet challenge for the last week and a half but she didn't know she was supposed to clean in-between.

I'm having a hard time finding anyone with a Y name in my small town! I might have to travel to the big city to finish the alphabet challenge!

by anonymous January 8, 2024

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