Eat the red card

When an individual is completely refusing to follow the rules or acting in a completely irresponsible manner, usually with no respect to the outcome.

Derived from a Jordan Holmes story of a soccer playing committing an offense, receiving a yellow card, eating said card, then receiving a red card for eating the yellow card, and finally eating the red card while being ejected from the game.

Lawyer 1: "Oh god my client is refusing to hand evidence over to the state, he is destroying any chance of winning this case and I might be sanctioned over this."
Lawyer 2: "Your client is really trying to eat the red card on this one."

by coystags August 25, 2023

Colombian Credit Card

A metaphorical term, or possibly a figure of speech, indicating that one did not in fact use a credit card to make any purchases, but instead committed armed robbery or alike with a firearm.

Mike: “Dude, I scored these dope sneakers off Jared with my Colombian Credit Card!”

John: “Cool! How did you get one of those? We don’t live in Colombia…”

Mike: “I got mine from my favorite FFL dealer…”

by ForbiddenRobin July 25, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

C-card

C- for celibate

Men over there 30's aren't worried about the v-card, they they're trying to get that c-card now!

by Phoenix2.0 August 1, 2022

Card Player

A person that tries to befriend others to use them.

He used me like he was some type of card player

by A dumb potato May 23, 2018

debt card

a card just like credit or debit but it actually puts you deeper and deeper into debt.

Man, i really shouldnt have gotten that debt card.

by jbam555 January 21, 2022

Jordan Cards

Jordan Cards are the horrific cards anyone can pull in any card games.

I got a full house what’d you get? Damn I got Jordan Cards

by anonymous November 25, 2023