blue alpha

A hybrid mixed between Wolf, Redneck and F-150, often seen on and off road.

The habitat of the Blue Alpha ranges from the gulf of Mexico to the Canadian border. It can be seen racking up miles randomly on the assfalt haulin ass, or occasionally resting underneath a peckerwood tree. Legend has it that if it becomes agitated or surrounded by a cluster of incompetent fucktard drivers it will transform from machine into a wild beast and run its massive 38s down the side of all the Eco friendly cars.

Yo man, I was rollin down the highway in a pack of hybrids texting the other night, and heard this loud offensive howl creep up on me. When I looked in the rearview the Blue Alpha was on my ass. The next thing I know it rolled on past at a high rate of speed, and took the lead position taking out everything in its path.

by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019

Blue Guard

A cult like following of the absolute dregs of the internet who worship an online emperor who rules as an iron cuck after his Californian e-thot gargled on another man's dick, all the while larping as orthodox Christians.

"Did you hear about that Blue Guard, they are really sketchy"

by BomberHarris November 21, 2019

Blue Boxer

When a chick tries to leave you with blue balls but you ain't having it and beat your dick on their face until completion.

Indie tried to start the lawnmower but not cut the grass so I had to give her the ol' 1-2 blue boxer combo.

My balls was starting to ache and she had to leave soon so I gave her a blue boxer shower.

by Blue Boxer April 3, 2019

Fecal Blues

When you or someone is feeling off because you/they have to poop.

Tanner has the Fecal Blues today...

by JakeStar69 April 9, 2019

Phthalo Blue

A shade of blue similar to sapphire. It is NOT a drug reference.

Bob Ross: Let's use a little bit of Phthalo Blue to give this happy little cloud some textures
Me: Oh please do.

by Stevy204 May 8, 2019

blue rib

A form of strong gin, usually 45% or higher and commonly sold in a blue bottle.

me and the boys are sipping on blue rib this summer

by supremetiddies December 8, 2019

Ink Blue

This is a car color in the UK (usually on an Asian brand) that, although has blue in the name, is actually purple. People who have this color of car get disproportionally upset when it is referred to as blue and have a sulk that lasts for days. It is usually a middle class white man who drives a car of this color.

Person 1: Hey, what color is your car? Person 2: That's Ink Blue. Person 1: No its not you blind twat, its purple. Person 2: NO ITS NOT ITS INK BLUE, STOP CALLING IT PURPLE, ITS NOT PURPLE, IT DOES NOT EVEN LOOK PURPLE.

by The_Truth13** June 21, 2019