Shook ass bird 

when justin makes up his own words in order to feel important and/or smart

You are a shook ass bird.

Shook ass bird by Anonymoussss13457456135 October 20, 2009

wanna smash bird 

A bird that is looking to smash 24/7 and attempts to do so by asking "lemme smash?" and "u want sum fuk?" he is on a video of youtube and his name is ron.

I love that video with the "wanna smash bird".

wanna smash bird by PugzHavingFun February 2, 2017

Jail Bird Syndrome 

A condition in which one has feelings of attraction towards many random women, even those less attractive, due to a period of isolation from society.

Man, after finishing my final exam, I felt some major jail bird syndrome on my way to work.

Guy: dude that girl is so hot. Guy2: what?! No she isn't, you must have jail bird syndrome... get out more.

Jail Bird Syndrome by T-boneCgy August 19, 2011

Floppy Bird 

A floppy bird is someone who says things and does nothing, a total flop!

Ibrahim is a floppy bird

Floppy Bird by Oxford_Dicktionary November 1, 2021

Double Bird Strike 

When having intercourse with a female, doggie style, the male flaps his arms, caws vigorously in a bird-like fashion, proceeds to break hand flap and deliver single hand strike to right buttock, followed by equivocal strike to left buttock. Upon completion, male disengages, announcing "DOUBLE BIRD STRIKE!" Shortly thereafter, male climaxes upon the female's posterior, exclaiming "SPLASH DOWN."

"Dude, I double bird struck the shit out of that chick..."

Double Bird Strike

Double Bird Strike by doublebirdstrike1 January 23, 2009

squawk bird 

n.Very loud, talkative individuals (usually female)with very little to say. They are easily distinguished by a grating quality in there voice and a poor awareness of appropriate volume for casual human communication.

Last time I ate there, I had to try to figure out what I wanted to order while listening to an abrasive pair of squawk birds, at the table next to me, spatter each other's faces with excited chatter of plumage trends.

squawk bird by CocoBware February 20, 2008

midnight bird bath

when a female goes into a dark bathroom (generally at home) in the middle of the night & sits IN the toilet because the seat has been left up.

"Being the lone female in the frat house sucks! I ended up in a midnight bird bath three times this week!!"

midnight bird bath by four on the floor September 21, 2011