Bitches be bakin'

A term referring to the reality of life. It's inevitable or bound to happen.

Dammit my house was audited, well bitches be bakin'

by Doktoberfest January 30, 2015

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Late Night Meat Beating Materiel

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.

Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.

by Stonecool October 23, 2017

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shake and bakin

(v.) to act or perform in a way that is superior to all others; to be a winner, champion, legend

“Hot damn you girls are good! What’s your secret?”

“Oh, you know, we’re just shake and bakin.”

by miffy June 13, 2018

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Kamikaze ass beating

When someone is asking for an ass beating just so they can call the police and press charges

Dam don’t beat his ass he’ll just call police ignore him his a kamikaze ass beating

by Master d.j June 17, 2018

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are we breaking up?

I haven't seen you in a long time. You haven't returned my texts with the speed you normally do. You seem like you are kind of distant when we talk or text. Usually said to someone you are clearly not in a relationship with.

I haven't heard from you all day. Are we breaking up?

by muscratgrrl August 22, 2018

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