Alaskan oil spill

After a hot night of doing the Alaskan pipeline & the poop condom was left inside the person. Therefore causing it to spill everywhere.

Fella #1-"Hey bro, I was giving her the Alaskan Pipeline last night and I must have passed out because when I woke up I was holding the Alaskan oil spill in MY ass!"

Fella#2- "So she turned the tables on you, nice!"

by 1kookat July 23, 2021

alastairrosee

a streamer who plays minecraft and roblox on twitch!

a: do you know who alastairrosee is
b: no? who is that?
a: he's a content creator and she's very pretty and handsome too! I recommend you to watch their streams, they're wonderful and would give some great advices if you're feeling down!

by Evelyn Emerson July 27, 2021

Alaster

A knuckle head

He is such an Alaster

by Bruhpoo July 30, 2021

Alast

A shortened form of "at last"

Alast you're here
The noise ceased Alast
That was very difficult, but Alast we managed to finish

by Lucalol October 27, 2021

Alaskan ditch

Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit

Bro we should Alaskan ditch the shit out Mr. Steinberg

by Rahmaglano October 30, 2021

Alaskan thunder sleeve

When one defecates into a fleshlight and then proceeds to have intercourse with it.

My girl was being a prude, so I busted out the ol' Alaskan Thunder Sleeve from the closet.

by Theophrastus Bombastus von Pro October 30, 2021

Alaskan Pillow Case

During an orgy, every one takes a shit in a pillow case and then proceeds to freeze the shit filled case in an ice box for 2 days until the shit grows brown crystals. Then every one proceeds to pass the pillow case around and eat the inside like its ice cream. Then when everyone's breath smells like shit, that's when everyone blows each other until everyone's scrotum turns pink from inflammation.

Person 1:Hey want to have another orgy?

Person 2:No! The Alaskan Pillow Case got me super sick. I have aids now. Thanks.

by Susextrovert November 17, 2021