Zombie Scroller

When you cannot stop reading something on the internet late at night for long periods of time.

Dude#1: Hey I was scrolling down my news feed for hours last night.
Dude#1: Man you're such a Zombie Scroller.

by Snell0007 January 26, 2016

maud zombie

Wicked ass derby girl that always drinks her boyfriends under the table.

P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maud Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."

by TalkerBettyCrocker February 9, 2014

zombi

the word you use for when you see a hot person

WOAH! Is that zombi?!?! hes so hot!!!!!

yeah, i would let him be my mommy dom for sure!

by zomb! August 25, 2021

Zombie

that one dude who likes to eat guys

You're a zombie

by GayLordNelson69 February 6, 2019

bearded zombie

Australian slang term for a rancid vagina

Hey mate that scuzzy wombat has a bearded zombie!

by cutty_nightheart September 12, 2016

zombie government

A non or partly-functioning government usually with several vacant ministerial posts and a caretaker Prime Minister, who can only do certain things until a successor is elected. Usually, this is seen as a reason that a general election must be called.

“We have a zombie government and a prime minister missing in action. The country deserves better during this time of national crisis.” - Christine Jardine, Liberal Democrat MP

by Bryn89 August 8, 2022

palm zombie

Someone who is totally absorbed in the iPods, iPhones, or other hand held devices and walking about oblivious to the world.

I don't even try to guys who only look at their iPhones. They're palm zombies!

by eroticboy December 17, 2012