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Pretzel Year

A unit of time. There are three years in a pretzel year. This is because there are three holes in every pretzel
I am going to buy a bag of pretzels in two pretzel years.
by Cragnon March 7, 2024
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Junior year

The most difficult year of high school. This is the year where teachers give you more work and they give you random tests and they give you a lot of homework. It’s also the year when you’re finally an upperclassman. And it’s also the year where teachers stop caring about your mental health and they torture you with a lot of work. And this is the year when you realize you’re halfway through high school & you’re about to be an adult. So if you’re entering junior year, ima pray for you because you’re about to go through it.
“Man I’m glad junior year is over”
“Yeah, this year was so hard
by TEEGUY July 3, 2024
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years

Druck’s character YARA’s ears - years
I love her years they’re so cute
“DKSHSK”
by uuuummmmmmmmmmmm January 7, 2021
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Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Fifty `~` Five Years Old

Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Fifty `~` Five Years Old
Cristy Veronica Tejada Is Fifty `~` Five Years Old
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13 year old boy drinks vodka

This is Katelyn, she likes tomato ketchup, she likes it too much, and she has 8 baby teeth removed,, This is Leon, his mother pulls him with a wheelchair, because he's too heavy to walk, Colin is 13, he is drinking half a bottle of vodka every Friday
13 year old boy drinks vodka every Friday is a a sad story.
by Debskelly1985 June 18, 2023
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Dirty New Year

When masturbating you time your finish perfectly so you can start the year with an ejaculation.
This year you should pull a Dirty New Year
by Mango milk February 5, 2025
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