Phoenix Baby/Child

stillborn bab(ies) (stillborn due to either by natural causes or medical negligence/malpractice) that is physically/mechanically (medically) resuscitated or is naturally resuscitated on their own regardless of how long they live.

Also includes but not limited to Neonates, infants, babies, children who are pronounced clinically dead and are resuscitated physically/mechanically (medically) resuscitated or are naturally resuscitated on their own regardless of how long they live.

Because of the medical negligence and carelessness of the attending 4th year resident, I was forced to beg and plead for her to just cut my over six years in the making IVF rainbow baby out of me and save them, as I was also made to listen to our baby die inside me. When they finally cut my baby out of me vie delayed emergency c-section, our baby was stillborn, but only because of a competent code team, our baby is alive today and there for is a Phoenix baby, as our baby suffered a suffocating death inutero and has risen from the ashes of their death a gorgeous Phoenix baby to be a testament of death, resurrection, and life to all!

Though we are proud of our Phoenix Baby’s ability to conquer death, we still mourn that our baby had to suffer death and suffer to live again, as it has been a huge catalyst for my family’s suffering, enduring & survival of my postpartum psychosis.

Please join us on our Phoenix baby/child parenting and continuing IVF journey @our_journey_to_yall on Instagram

by Phoenix Baby, Angelo’s Mhysa January 26, 2024

Poster Child

What you should be calling millennials, the only generation who refuses to grow the freak up.

Be warned: never tell them they’re old, unless you have a death wish 😃👍

“That Kelsey is being way to modest, because she didn’t mention to you that she is the poster child for hatred, stupidity, the cancel culture, the misguided, and the truly hateful” - from whatever her name is who basically described all you need to know about millennials in a sentence.

by Your local Gen Z February 24, 2021

Childe

One of the many version of Ed Sheeran.

Childe is the Ed sheeran of genshin impact.

by Weirdasbaji December 7, 2022

metaphorical child

A metaphorical child that it looked upon by another as a child but they are not legally bound or bound by blood. The metaphorical child may be old, younger or the same age as the metaphorical parent. The child is treated as ones own.

Fingers is my metaphorical child even though he is older than me. He is seen as a child and treated that way but has his own family. I am his metaphorical mother.

by Random quirks March 23, 2016

Bray Child

A bray child is very special. They are usually good in school, however very socially awkward.

"why is he so special, bray childs..."

by Defining since 1990 March 12, 2019

Round Child

A term used to correlate between obese children and their eccentric body shape. Double Chins, flaps, round arms and turkey legs attribute to the use of this word.

Dan: Good god Jack, that child is very round. Look at his flaps; maybe a few too many cheeseburgers.
Jack: Yeah he is a round child. Look at his elbow... is that cheese stuck to it? Waddle Waddle

by Shadowikia October 11, 2009

Child sacrifice

Yeah in the child-murdery way. Because he was too scared to do anything other than cry and tremble for years and now he wants to pretend he's done something other than stop caring whether or not children die.

Hym "Hey, Noooo... That's not what you did. There was a NOT retard-murdery way to call my bluff. There was a not retard-murdery way and and you did the retard-murdery way instead of the 'swallow your pride and allow yourself to be summoned' way. You chose child sacrifice over humility. That's you. You did that and are doing everything in your power to act as though you didn't."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2023