rice

a divine mythical white substance that is capable of greatly enhancing your physical, mental, emotional, and psychic abilities. consuming mass amounts of it can lead to advanced spiritual awakening, intelligence, and the ability to attract mass amounts of females . more words could be used to describe this legendary substance, but it is so incredibly good that no more words could describe the feeling of consuming rice.

asian person: do you consume rice at least 69,420 times a day?
other person: no
asian person: *proceeds to commit homicide and arson*

by goofy ahh human being June 1, 2023

tokyo rice balls

Like a teabag but when you dip your nut sack in soy sauce and wasabi

This girl said she loved sushi so i gave her a tokyo rice balls.

by Sjromero June 15, 2019

burnt rice cake

When a rice cake is burnt on the toaster caused by a fire.

The burnt rice cakes went on fire on the toaster.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

Disco-Rice Confetti Popper

The act of filling up one's rectum with maggots, then explosively farting them out at someone, ideally at a birthday party or other special occasion

"We're gonna give Joe a Disco-Rice Confetti Popper during halftime"

by PhatSphoincter September 23, 2025

Cheese n rice

Legal substitute for the phrase “Jesus Christ”

Cheese n rice Kyle! The fucking condom isn’t meant for your balls!

by McNasty999 May 8, 2021

Rice

Realy idiotic car enthusiast. (R.I.C.E)

A guy who often puts ugly and unnecessary things like overdid spoilers on a car, and thinks that it's the best thing ever, when really it's not.

''Yo, you see that civic over there, that's so rice i'mgonna puke.''

''Why does people rice their cars, they can't like that shit, right?''

by I_Hate_Ricers April 6, 2017

Rice Bunny

A girl, typically of East-Asian descent, who is into white guys.

DEREK: "Hey, that asian girl is pretty cute, you think I should get her number?"
TODD: "Oh, dude, she's a total rice bunny, you're solid."
DEREK: "Really? She looks pretty traditional and shy."
TODD: "You've never seen her face when a white guy starts talking to her."

by Gorilla Grodd November 15, 2023