Next mans willy is the man who steals your dream woman from you. He is always better and prettier than you. Your crush only texts you when next mans willy is not answering her.
Person A: „Bro she left me on read for 2 days but just told me that she was sleeping 34 hours, it‘s all good.“
Person B: „Bro nobody sleeps 34 hours. She was probably in the Hotel room with next mans willy.
Person B: „Bro nobody sleeps 34 hours. She was probably in the Hotel room with next mans willy.
by HakFather October 29, 2022
Get the Next mans willymug. Willie Lump Lump originated in the children's book The Legend Of Willie Lump Lump. In the book Willie Lump Lump was shrunk to miniature size when he fell in some goo. The term was popularized when a reference to "Ending up like Willie Lump Lump" was made in the 1993 film Menace II Society. Since the film the term has had different meanings over the years among different people in different areas.
by VP Brandon November 4, 2022
Get the Willie Lump Lumpmug. The sexual act of chugging a fifth of Admiral Nelson, then motorboating a busty woman within a half hour of her being tittyfucked by two other gentlemen
"I was so tanked last weekend after the baseball game, I scored a willy winter white out with that Mary chick. Glazed my beard for a day."
by GATEZ8 December 1, 2014
Get the Willy Winter White Outmug. basically, if you really want something, you'll get yer cock out and fight for it, man to man, woman to woman, smurf to smurf. ;D
hai, i'm a virgin, and i need a way to unbecome one, OH JUST SEX ME ALREADY? D:
''where there's a willy there's a way'' ;D
''where there's a willy there's a way'' ;D
by toootyfruity May 10, 2009
Get the where there's a willy there's a waymug. On May 4th it’s National Wet Willy Day. It’s a day for all men to finally get their dick wet or dip it in again.
by Kacklemore April 12, 2019
Get the National Wet Willy Daymug. by FellowBlokefromtheuk December 18, 2022
Get the A willy schwilly milly gillymug. by Dera C and Zach B October 10, 2004
Get the willy pete and brown eyemug.