oak tree

the combination of one, Jenny, and one, Myron, into a single specimen, specifically, an oak tree.

I am a very large oak tree

by not redwood October 22, 2006

Oliver Tree

The most whiny and annoying fucking “artist” I’ve heard in my entire fucking life. Not just that his lyrics are bad, but his voice is like sandpaper on my fucking eardrums.

P1: ayo pass the aux
P2: okay just don’t play anything shitty
P1: ok *plays Oliver tree*
P3: yo what is this shit
P2: get out of my house

by Bruh1034784 July 31, 2022

Awkward Palm Tree

Used to describe a situation that is not only awkward, but like the branches of a palm tree, a shady situation

When at a party a guy starts hooking up with another chick, different from the one he brought in front of her.
In recollection- he was not only awkward, but shady.

Thus, awkward palm tree

by Nicola Coreleone October 18, 2008

cherry tree

a tall virgin

man that cherry tree hasn't been hit yet!

by Bizhow June 8, 2004

cut the tree down

the act of trying to get rid of a boner

I had to cut the tree down today in math class because i was about to have to stand up in front of the class.

by TST November 24, 2006

fake tree syndrome

When suburb families over compensate for their fake Christmas tree by filling their front yard with over priced and gaudy Christmas decorations. Sufferers are often loathed by neighbors but seem to be very proud of themselves.

Vandals destroyed Christmas themed lawn decorations in a St. Louis suburb today. Estimates range from $900-$1050 from one address alone. Victim assumed to be over compensating for having a fake tree by filling their front yard with over priced, gaudy Christmas crap. A practice commonly known as Fake Tree Syndrome.

by Dwight Shrute December 10, 2008

Naked Tree

NAKED TREE

A position ones boyfriend might assume, to hide from a child who might catch them sleeping in their mothers bed.

"Oh no! My kids up! Quick, be a naked tree"

by Todd&G April 24, 2008