Gandhi Tree Wizard

a warrior of the 'Indian-Botany' mythos

Tree Wizard
"I want to be a Gandhi Tree Wizard when I grow up!"
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mcds joshua tree

mcds Joshua Tree trip: what the teachers don't tell you: you can totally bring a hairbrush or deodorant or face wipes. shorts and zip off pants are useful. pack a backpack with a lunch and things that you want after the trip, like pajamas. you can bring your phone, but keep it secret. the backpacks are kept in big bins which people who run the program pick up- everything will be safe. the road trip is 10 hours. there's one lunch stop and a few bathroom stops. here's how the groups are based: good teacher=bad people in group, and good people in group=bad teacher. the teacher will call out their group and they will get off the bus. the bus moves to a different location about 20 mins away and does the same. your group gets two guides who are quirky nature people, and stay with you on the trip. jt is full of cooking, peeing next to bushes, and A LOT OF CACTUSES. you can bury toilet paper, but don't tell the guides. solo time- some like it, some don't but its fine in general. you also have to keep a journal with you and write about your day. food- its not bad. a lot of sandwiches and snacks. some groups do a lot more hiking than others. make sure your sleeping bag is warm. on the last day, you wake up and hike or drive to the meeting place where all your friends are. now this part is actually fun because you get to share stories and hear stories from the trip. next thing you know- your heading home! have funnnnnn;)
"wow man, mcds Joshua Tree was really bad."
"really man? I liked it"
by Tim_is_jesus August 29, 2019
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Elven Tree Branch

1.) When receiving oral sex (preferably by a midget), the male guides the woman's head in a forward and backwards motion by tightly gripping her ears.

2.) Arrows made by elves used to kill prostitutes.
1.) I heard Legolas treebranched Pippin in the last movie.

2.) Why does my mother have elven tree branches in her heart?
by Elvenelder September 29, 2010
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Tree hugging Liberal

A sterotype that is used by the Conservative Hate Culture.

Generaly refers to Liberals or Environmentalist who are concerned about the status of or Country's forests and Natural resources.
You can't blame a Tree Hugging Liberal for loving America.
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Awkward Palm Tree

Used to describe a situation that is not only awkward, but like the branches of a palm tree, a shady situation
When at a party a guy starts hooking up with another chick, different from the one he brought in front of her.
In recollection- he was not only awkward, but shady.

Thus, awkward palm tree
by Nicola Coreleone August 31, 2008
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cut the tree down

I had to cut the tree down today in math class because i was about to have to stand up in front of the class.
by TST November 24, 2006
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Lemon Pammii Tree

A tree of RS that grows lemons, symbolic of both the sweetness of fruit and the bitterness of earth. Many people do not know that she has twenty kids and she lives in the shoe. All-powerful, all-beautiful.
Lemon Pammii Tree
by Ryan1n2n3n4n May 22, 2009
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