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im gonna touch u

If u say "im gonna touch u" to a little kid youll get arrested but if u say it to ur sibling it wont matter bc its all fun in games unless u mean it... u wouldnt mean it right...?
Person1 "Im gonna touch u😈"
Person2 "lol u wont "
Person3 adult(im gonna touch u)
Person4kid(oh no!)
Person5 "STOP RIGHT THERE U FUCKER IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS"
Person3 adult"oh shit i was just joking"
by Oldhagtouchesgyats March 6, 2024
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ill touch you lil nigga

Kid: Omg skibidi toilet ohio grimace shake rizz
Commenter: ill touch you lil nigga
by werykul October 22, 2023
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Dutch Touch

A situation very similar to a dutch oven, however hands-based foreplay continues and neither sexual partner attempts to make eye contact.
"Let one go in bed last night with the missus."
"That must have been awkward"
"Not really, we just carried on with the Dutch Touch"
by Slinkynuts August 7, 2015
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The Shitas Touch

Where the Midas Touch turns everything to gold, the Shitas touch turnes everything to shit.
Man I just got The Shitas Touch, don't I?!
by DOOMER97 January 11, 2024
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Russian Butt-Touch

When you do the Chinese Butt-Touch twice at the same time.
Hey there penis-touch, I heard you did the Russian Butt-touch.
by Dengus69 August 3, 2016
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Touching Life Globally

MAGICINE Pharma is a Social initiative which helps best access to a broad range of medicines for life-threatening diseases, in particular, Oncology (Cancer), Hepatitis, Anti-Retrovira ( HIV), Neurology and Rheumatology These medicines are not widely available and hence we bridge the gap between the trusted healthcare professionals and leading hospitals/institutions across the world with the patient. We supply to areas where reach is difficult and cannot afford medicines. Treatment is reachable and right to all.
Contact us: +919319113130
Touching Life Globally
by MGpharma September 25, 2020
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Chinese Butt-Touch

When you touch your butt ten times fast. (See also Russian Butt-Touch).
Have you done the Chinese butt-touch?
by Dengus69 August 3, 2016
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