Ticker

An individual that masturbates routinely, usually because they haven't and/or can't have sexual intercourse due to their unsightly appearance.

John: "How does Dave live without friends? That must suck."
Frank: "Yeah, I know right? He's probably a ticker."

by damann August 27, 2009

ticker fucker

the 'ticker' is supposedly the new feature of Facebook which is fucking retarded, hence ticker fucker

a person who is ticked and fucked off by the new Facebook changes

a person who trolls by scrolling the new ticker feature on Facebok

This ticker fucker is stupid

by Ah Ree Yuh September 21, 2011

Tick

a person's heart

my tick is beating
my tick is hurting

by haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii October 25, 2011

ticketwhore

A person who will do anything for a ticket to see their favourite band/singer/comedian preferable with someone with a nick name that has to do with herbs.

Ryan : I really want a Justin Bieber meet and greet ticket!
Helen : would you bang Chives for one?

Ryan : all night long
Helen: you are a ticketwhore.

by Ryrylovesbieberforlyf August 27, 2013

tickle my cat

To touch a mans meat wagon

can you tickle my cat

by person12433252454 February 3, 2014

Tickle Ghost

When you nut all over her and it starts to slowly slide down her sides causing her to react.

Last night I gave my step sister tickle ghosts and she wouldn't stop squirming.

by sucobe September 23, 2019

Tickle Machine

A machine that holds you down and tickles your most ticklish spot.

Mary got her feet tickled for hours by Bens tickle machine.

by Tickling feet October 6, 2019