Test

I'm testing the functionality

"This is a functionality test."

by TheDespiscableMother October 8, 2021

test

when your teacher makes you answer 30 questions and half of the stuff you did not learn in class

hey teacher do we have a test today teacher says yes students sigh

by the_quit_kid October 12, 2021

Test

There are no Easter Eggs Up Here, Go Away.

Test-1: Test
Test-2: Test

by Hanonymouz October 17, 2021

test that assumption at your earliest convenience

A work appropriate but much more threatening version of "fuck around and find out"

Becky: I can't believe you. You better let me do whatever I want if you know what's good for you.

Me: test that assumption at your earliest convenience... I wouldn't recommend it though.

by HuntingLife September 8, 2021

post-test clarity

The feeling of lucidity a student gets after finishing a test and turning it in. Said student will suddenly understand a question that has puzzled them on the test or realize a dumb mistake they have made on the exam. This feeling is often accompanied by regret, despair, and disgust, for it is too late to make any changes to the text.

Emily: "Oh NO! I forgot to add C after I integrated on problem 7 part a!"
John: "At least you had post-test clarity, so you won't make the mistake next time."

by BigDuckPear September 8, 2021

Shelby Compression Test

The act of your sexual partner inserting a finger into your anus, and you subsequently passing gas while still inserted; may be performed at any time not exclusive to receiving oral.

“Bro, sally stuck a finger in my ass the other day so I decided to give her the ol’ Shelby compression test!”

“Bud, you’re sick”

“Yeah, bet she doesn’t try that shit again”

by Ligmamom September 16, 2021

test test test

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by the fuuuuck? September 21, 2021