truck stop mosaic

when you splatter against the backboard of the commode and leave a big stain for the next guy

I wouldn’t go in there right now my truck stop mosaic is still drying.

by z4ynex June 25, 2024

Truck

Barter

"The farmer was looking to truck his surplus of apples with the local grocer in exchange for some fresh vegetables."

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

MONSTER TRUCK

WHERE YOU FUCKING A FUCKING MONSTEROUSLY HUGE FUCKING TRUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

ME: I WANT TO FUCK A MONSTER TRUCK

FRIEND: ACTUALLY THAT'S MY KITTEN -

by HAHA THIS WEBSITE IS FUCK NUTS December 12, 2021

TRUCK GOD

A God you pray to over a semi truck. You pray to him for success, that your truck and trailer holds up mechanically to carry you through. You pray to him to have no breakdowns. Chip haulers pray to him a lot

I will pray to the truck God tonight that my day tomorrow is successful and safe.

by Cottageville cream cake May 21, 2022

Semi-Trucking

The two friends in a group with two couples.

Roberta and Bob are dating and Jessica and Daniel are too. James and I were friends. We were semi-trucking.

by StormStars May 31, 2018

Truck

Dumbass, ugly and/or retarded. Usually used in Federal prison to call someone stupid in a playful non disrespectful way

1- "c.o. wouldn't let me go to lunch because i forgot my green shirt."
"How da fuq did you forget your green shirt, you're a truck"
2- "hey go ask someone for some hair wax, you look like a truck"
3- "if you don't stop smoking k2 they're going to take you overe there"
"The bus garage?"
"Yeah, they fix trucks there"

by Karma509 October 24, 2019

Tow Trucking

Similar to motor boating, but occurs along the legs rather than the breasts.

At first he motor-boated me, and then he went tow trucking.

by cjjj8 July 30, 2021