coles mud cake

Beauty itself. A rich chocolate cake made out of luxury. Only the finest aussies can eat this. They also are always at at least one of your friends 12th birthday party.

Sam: Dude, I ate at Gordon Ramseys restaurant and I've never eaten anything better. Ever
Billy: Dude wtf.
Sam: What?
Billy: Dude.
Sam: WhAT???
Billy : coles mud cake is waaaay better than anything so shut up and don't talk to me again.

by wacky yo July 29, 2018

gum under the mud

Gum under the mud means a black woman's vagina because there pussy is pink and they are black.

My black freinds mom has verry nasty gum under the mudit is so pink it looks exactly like bubble gum.

by Queer96 January 28, 2014

Mud kingdom crabs

These crabs live in mud. An they are kings!!!!

This is a mud kingdom crabs

by NazKillerCars7 January 31, 2020

Mississippi mud cat

When you take a slim jim meat snack and stuff it into a penis and the other party noodles it out with their tongue.

Stacy was giving Brad a Mississippi mud cat in the back yard.

by Brisket01 August 4, 2018

European mud slap

Pulling back the foreskin after a mind blowing male colon extravaganza and slapping him in the face with your shit covered dick.

Ah! Damn! Ricky just European mud slapped me. I need more!

by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021

mud hut pie

Oral after anal

She said she was craving chocolate, so I gave her a mud hut pie.

by TheRealSequoia October 25, 2017

donkey mud bath

Violent anal sex within the confines of a dirty bath tub. One that preferable has a drain clogged with pubic hair and old cum. As the water runs and fills the bath, it mixes with the excrements that spill from the newly stretched asshole, turning the water mud brown.

"She was a freak bro, we took a donkey mud bath on the first date!"
Alt..
"This she/he/it is dirtier than a donkey mud bath."

by Grandmas mothball September 2, 2017