One of, if not the, worst thing you can say to someone.
Bob: Go commit not alive.
John: Go commit bungee jump with rope.
Bob: *Fricking dead.*
by Cyka420BlyatNuggets November 16, 2018
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Jumping Mooses

Jumping mooses originated from a girl called paige. Genuine animals that only cross her mind. Many people think this is a crazy rampage, serioulsy a jumping moose is brillinat. Just think about it and let the motion flow through your head.
paige; hey there a jumping mooses!
other; shit man thats some rad stuff
by PAY-G =] January 19, 2009
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Puddle Jumping

AN INDIVIDUAL WHO FEEDS THEIR METHAMPHETAMINE ADDITION BY JUMPING FROM ONE DOPE THE NEXT.
Did you see Shanna Schroeder the other? I seen her at Pollman's then Goodvibes then least but not last The Bears. What a Puddle jumping dope whore!
by Nutsack66 August 10, 2021
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Jump

To fight two people or more and there is some people who can win but some who can’t and if you see your friend fighting don’t jump in
This pussy bitch and others jumped me like I won’t kill her fucking ass
by FlosssyK July 1, 2019
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Jumping Jack Candidate

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.
Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate
by Archibald Findri May 30, 2018
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Panty jump

When you go from your girlfriend to another girl right away to feel better about your self
Damn bro, you don’t need to panty jump for self respect, learn to love your self!
by Good witch June 27, 2018
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