Sour Goat

When after a heavy sweaty workout session, your significant other licks and sucks your scrotum.

after my workout, the old lady gave me a sour goat.

by sourgoated March 28, 2011

Goat

An animal

Goat is an animal

by A Fucking Tubelight November 24, 2021

Goat

An acronym that means Greatest of all Them

Thanks for squeezing that lime in my beer, you're the goat.

by The Creator of GOAT January 12, 2019

Peruvian Goat Saddle

When giving anal, the top says “saddle up, partner” and proceeds to slide upwards on the bottoms back while keeping penetration. The top will then grab the hair of the bottom and twist it around their grips as if they were goat horns. The sexual activity will then continue while in a concerning amount of pain

Woman: “Babe, let’s spice it up tonight, it’s been kinda boring in bed recently”
Man: “Yeah I agree, let’s do something crazy, like the Peruvian Goat Saddle”
Woman: “The fuck is that?”

by YoCug41 June 6, 2025

goat burp

Adverb: When a burp is so smelly that it smells like goat.

After eating garlic sausage and drinking a Ginger ale I Goat Burped everyone in the car; the smell was so bad they gaged.

by Goatburp February 14, 2021

goat

eminem.

eminem is the goat

by sarah👨🏿‍🌾 March 17, 2022

Trimming Goat Hooves

A messy, frustrating task that somehow escalates into a complete disaster, often involving too many hands, questionable decisions, and way too much sweat. Usually ends with everyone feeling dirtier than when they started and wondering why they even agreed to do it.

What was supposed to be a quick fix turned into trimming goat hooves—hot, sweaty, and a whole lot messier than I bargained for.

by UnfoldedSpearmint December 2, 2024