The act of excreting on your partners back then ejaculating into said excrement. The act is then finished by slapping ones ballsack onto the pile to form the image of a waffle.
Son, one day I’ll teach you how to give a girl a Dutch toffee waffle the way your sister likes it, with stealth, precision and sweet sweet satisfaction
by ToffeePlumber5000 December 13, 2017
Get the dutch toffee wafflemug. The act of cutting a fart in a hot shower while some else is in the bathroom. Allowing the hot steam to magnify the stench.
Most effective with the door is closed and the other person can not hear it; such as when listening to loud music.
Most effective with the door is closed and the other person can not hear it; such as when listening to loud music.
by EverydayEvil December 28, 2010
Get the Dutch Steam bathmug. Burping with your COVID-19 mask on and smelling your own breath. Requiring you to marinate in your burp juice.
Jim: *burps*
Chad: Yo did you taste that burp? must be a gnarly Covid Dutch oven under there.
Jim: You're damn right.
Chad: Yo did you taste that burp? must be a gnarly Covid Dutch oven under there.
Jim: You're damn right.
by mrchubhabub September 19, 2020
Get the Covid Dutch Ovenmug. The act of placing two sisters side by side on a twin sized bed, and shitting between each sisters tits. (From this point on you will use your dick.) Get your cock really hard and start to titty fuck the one on the left, then switch over to the one on the right. Then back to the left, then once again back to the right. At this point the shit between their titties should be running thin, you might have to reapply. If not go ahead and shoot a hot steamy load in and around their mouths.
by hooker at the desk July 19, 2010
Get the Double Dutch Expresswaysmug. The act in which two lazy eyed people lock opposite dead eyes creating a catatonic state in which time travel is possible.This state can only be broken by throwing ice water on both dead eye combatants
by Dutch Sana March 10, 2015
Get the dutch eye dilemmamug. Similar to the dutch rudder, but involving two men holding each others arms while holding their own penis.
by 733t March 30, 2009
Get the double dutch ruddermug. by Grymnir July 17, 2011
Get the Dutch Drum Machinemug.