Uber Ninja

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Uber Ninja!

by Uber Ninja September 25, 2003

Spirits Ninja

An educated spirits specialist with a no nonsense reportoire. One who guides, educates, inspires, with no bull crap. Genuine. Ninja

Peter knows so much about different types of spirits, it's like he's a superhero Spirits Ninja!

by Z Wine Ninja May 13, 2012

Brush Ninja

A person (usually a hiker) who goes where they please, sneaking though the brush on private property to get to their destination.

David's a brush ninja, he cut through that farmers land to get to granite mountain.

by hiking guy March 20, 2017

Fiesta Ninja

The act of sneaking food so that no one notices you.

Jason: At Michaels party I was a fiesta ninja because i was on a diet and i wanted no one to notice me take all those burritos.

Example 2: At night when my parents are sleeping i have to be a fiesta ninja or they catch me taking the twinkies!

by dorkwithpork March 05, 2014

Ninja Shit

When you take a fast, odorless, silent shit that has almost no residue when wiping.

I had to take a shit at school and it was a Ninja Shit, thank god.

by Osi777gt March 23, 2021

Ninja Shits

When you have finished going Number Two, and suddenly feel more on the way.

"Man, got half way out when I got struck by Ninja Shits"

by Ormagoden September 02, 2014

Ninja Bunny

A phrase, thought, or an action that causes an individual to lose their train of thought.

I am sorry that I’m late, but every time I tried to walk out the door a ninja bunny would get me.

by Nikkeye May 02, 2021