Depression

one day i woke
and i drank some coke
i ate some ass
then chewed on grass

I kissed an eagle
then I went on omegle

Angelina is cute
but she is also mute
she is babe
she wants to eat a crepe
I swam in a lake
then ate some cake

a bird fucked
then she ducked
she birthed a pig
who liked to dig
eagle ate some pills
and then she stole some bills

I drowned a girl
then I ate her pearl
i flew to mars
those are bars
a squirrel had aids
hearing aids

A girl called angeling gay
Angelina said no way
angelina ate a mat
then she sat
Angelina flew the sky
then she turned into a spy

THE END
p.s Im sorry I gave you depression

Depression. The part when the author ate some ass made me cry. That was so deep.

by Deep dolphin October 15, 2020

depression slippers

It's a metaphor for the wearer (person) that has the big sad and needs mental support because they are probably gay. They often feel like they are left out or lonely and tend to listen to sad and depressing music.

This is because slippers often look as if they are sloping or saggy we associate that they're sad or depressed.

((CREDIT TO KALLIE FOR FOUNDER OF THIS PHRASE.))

Person 1: Dude, why is that girl so sad?
Person 2: She has been wearing her depression slippers a lot lately.

by BonnieTheBunny1611 December 15, 2019

Diet depression

When you’re sad all the time but not depressed. Like if you’re having a bad week

Yeah I’ve had some diet depression lately

by Cyclopspanda October 2, 2018

Depressive Episode

The time it takes you to finish rewatching Bojack Horseman.

Thank god this is the last episode, my depressive Episode, was awfully long this time

by YumYum22 February 13, 2024

Phloz depressed

when you don’t get enough attention at home so you lie about being depressed online so you can get the attention you want; being depressed that someone stream sniped you in a video game

“damn bro, that guy is stream sniping me. imma go on twitter and be phloz depressed”

by hecking fricker May 25, 2020

Depression

Erin

Erin Mary

feelings of severe despondency and dejection, Physical ills were miserable, but this depression was unbearable.

by Ezza November 8, 2019

Pope-Partum Depression

When the Pope leaved your city and everyone has a hard time getting themselves back to normal

Philadelphians are experiencing Pope-partum depression after the wonderful and spiritual visit from Pope Francis.

by JiLo November 13, 2015