The Ninja Crew

Galaxy Ninja has a crew. This is her crew. Comprised of her friends and comrades, they go on missions to help the world be a better place. One of these Ninjas is Djhenry.

“Look, it’s the Ninja Crew!”

by Galaxy Ninja October 16, 2019

Ninja Dart

When you dress up as a ninja run into a room unseen ejaculate on someone and leave unseen

I can't wait to ninja dart that bitch tonight.

by Mudmanjr June 12, 2018

Ninja Noob

A queen that everyone should definitely simp for and if not what's the point of your existence

Let me be your door mat Ninja Noob

by I live in New Jersey September 1, 2021

Ninja Beer

A beer you grab when you get home after being out with friends. You quickly take a sip to mask the the booze smell coming out of your pores. Your spouse assumes it's your first one since you just got home and isn't immediately pissed for you being shitfaced drunk.

When I get home the first thing I'm going to do is grab a Ninja Beer from the garage fridge, that way my wife won't know I've been at happy hour for the last 4 hours.

by elpac January 21, 2021

Ninja Dump

To take more than half a roll of T.P. and cram it with a plunger and then take a crap in the bowl, and giving it a single flush to lodge the T.P. and poo, in the Toilet, then when finished wipe your ass with the T.P the entire roll and leave it on the floor and to take the Plunger with you so they can't unclog the toilet. they will flush and flush but to no progress. simply leave with their plunger knowing your king of the lowest move at a party ever and on the housekeepers most wanted list.

hey lets go no one's gonna be able to be near that room i just took a Ninja Dump in there here quick hide the plunger.

by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 1, 2014

Tinder Ninja

A person of male gander who makes a somewhat fake rinse profile to meet women to just sleep with them only performing the Ninja sexual and then disappearing from their lives forever into the shadows.

All of a sudden, all of the local girls have become pregnant. Officers suspect an ultimate tinder ninja.

by wnigwigga July 12, 2016

Ninja Tarzan

Someone over the age of 40 that is on the same level as pro athletes. Conditioning, strength, physical appearance makes this person a force to be reckoned with. Normally associated with a shirtless nun-chuck wielding barefoot running marathon man.

Look at that Ninja Tarzan! the man with the white beard in track shorts, no shirt and is charging through the snow barefoot!

by Jake S & Shaun C May 17, 2011