stoned as a rock

When you penis is harder than hard.
Alex: Hey your penis is hard.
Drew: Yeah, it's stoned as a rock!
by solutionitis November 21, 2021
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Nine Stones

A comic that breaks your mind but makes you enjoy it.

You will question being a Masochist.

It has good looking guys, a ugly cat and rat.
Nine Stones really fucked me up man.
by Nashuee September 08, 2021
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Nine Stones

This web-comic has ruined my life.

Will definitely fuck you up.

Has hot man tho, and an ugly cat.
by Nashueeee September 08, 2021
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Grant Stone

Grant Stone (adj.) - A phrase used to describe someone or something that combound effortless coolness and borderline perfection in a way that is undeniably impressive to the point it sparks envy.
Behind the wheel of a vintage Porsche, shades locked in, pulling up to the swankiest Thai spot in town-he's not showing off, he's just Grant Stone in motion.
by Elwood Vanzetti May 13, 2025
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Shane Stone

Shane Stone is the biggest wander alive. Shane is a real estate agent who lies about termite and water issues to sell his houses. To identify a Shane Stone they will typically gel up their hair, wear aviators and drive a 90’s to early 2000’s BMW.

Don’t trust Shane Stone
Shane Stone: oh yeh this house is awesome, it backs onto national park and I wouldn’t be surprised if water was flooding out of the spring. I got a damage inspection and there’s absolutely no problem, this area is known for termites but the house is termite free.

House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.

Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.

Plant: dies due to dehydration.
by Local Street Ranga April 08, 2020
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Stone-Aholic

one who partakes in the drinkies and the smokies
Alexis Stanley is a self-proclaimed stone-aholic
by Imanonymousyoudontgettoknowme December 05, 2020
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Pacific Stoned Crab

When you go to California and it’s your first time seeing the Pacific Ocean so you go buy edibles and sit at the beach watching the sunset high AF
Kerrigan went to California and after a few edibles he walked sideways into the water and dipped his toes in the ocean and sent a message home praising Jesus - he is a pacific stoned crab
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