Sam-e is the type of girl any man would love to come accross, literally and figuratively. She is a beautiful girl, typically, with exotic eyes and a great smile. Sam-e is usually a name given to a girl who is sexually promiscuous, and has experience in the sack. Typically found in the local bars, blacked out, about to get some ass, or both.
Be cautious when approaching Sam-e as you never know what kind of mood she will be in; sometmes she is very friendly, other times, she will rip you a new asshole, and then make you buy her a shot.
Be cautious when approaching Sam-e as you never know what kind of mood she will be in; sometmes she is very friendly, other times, she will rip you a new asshole, and then make you buy her a shot.
Jermaine: Hey did you see Sam-e at the bar last night?
NiNi: Yea she was stumbling into a cab. Luckily she was bringing home a rando...hopefully he had a rubber!
NiNi: Yea she was stumbling into a cab. Luckily she was bringing home a rando...hopefully he had a rubber!
by Beth87 January 16, 2011
Get the Sam-emug. The act of placing one's scrotum in or on the rim of another's beverage without them knowing and then watching them drinking it.
Morris thought his drink tasted funny, what he did not know was that moments early Mirav had preformed a Sam Hornish Jr. on his beverage.
by Rahdagh August 9, 2009
Get the Sam Hornish Jr.mug. a drinking game in which the participant(s) drink 1 of each of the 18 kinds of sam adams beers avalible in 12oz bottles in 3 hours or less. if there is more than 1 participant the one who finishes first is the winner.
(wouldnt reccomend this for anyone under 200lbs.)
(wouldnt reccomend this for anyone under 200lbs.)
Steve was so shitfaced after completing the sam adams challenge in 2 hours and 20 minutes on his 21st birthday
by Zach Gormley March 21, 2008
Get the sam adams challengemug. A man who is always alpha. May have a girth warrior but they ladies say they like the thicc dick. Ladies should be all over this unit
Becky was happy she meet such a great guy but wasn’t surprised since all alpha Big Man Sam’s are great.
by Alphapeen February 2, 2019
Get the Big Man Sammug. by Jacob39 May 30, 2018
Get the Sam Williamsmug. 1. a confident, athletic guy who knows he can get with any girl he wants to and dosnt care whether to not hide it from them, otherwise he is nice to other guys. He can also be nice to the girl hes hoping to get with in the hour
2. a guy who can cheer you up if you thought you were so unhappy you would give a fuck if a truck came by and knocked you out so you couldnt remember who he was. And when your feeling like you are invincible, or you feel like you're flying high and nothing can touch you, he can rip you out of the sky and pretty much strip you of your confidence. More often than not he is your friend than your enemy.
2. a guy who can cheer you up if you thought you were so unhappy you would give a fuck if a truck came by and knocked you out so you couldnt remember who he was. And when your feeling like you are invincible, or you feel like you're flying high and nothing can touch you, he can rip you out of the sky and pretty much strip you of your confidence. More often than not he is your friend than your enemy.
Me : "hey sam"
Sam Merritt: "hey bro"
... later that day...
Me : "hey sam"
Sam Merritt: "FUCK YOU"
... many ball taps later...
Me: "ouch..."
....
Sam Merritt: "hey wazup bro?"
Sam Merritt: "hey bro"
... later that day...
Me : "hey sam"
Sam Merritt: "FUCK YOU"
... many ball taps later...
Me: "ouch..."
....
Sam Merritt: "hey wazup bro?"
by imsofuckingconfused June 10, 2010
Get the Sam Merrittmug. A male who has a strong personality, and while he is loyal to the female partner he slips up like everyone does (besides Jacob wall who doesn't get the chance).
by Funny man 357 January 8, 2014
Get the sam storymug.