Sad octopus

A sexual act in which four lesbians scissor as one while a man watches unable to touch

Bailey thought he would be invited to an orgy but the women sad octopus’d him

by Blackercracker December 4, 2024

sad camp

The psych ward, the place you get sent to when you want to kill yourself.

I was going to jump off the roof of my building but I went to sad camp instead. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

by Lightning Princess May 14, 2021

Sad Origin Story

A sub genre of kids videos, by YouTubers such as GameToons, Hornstromp Games, and others, featuring what claims to be the backstories of characters from mascot horror games, such as Poppy Playtime, Rainbow Friends, or even Skibidi Toilet, often involving people turning into these characters that are popular with kids. (Though not technically Huggygate/Elsagate, but fall under the same category.)

Handy Dan Sad Origin Story (Garten of Banban animation)

by Jack the Weirdo Thing February 29, 2024

Sad

When your order of a Big-Mac, Large Fries, and Coke comes late and is not the right order and you still need to pay for it.

I ordered a 2 Chalupas and got 1 taco. I am starving and sad.

by KookyManookie January 19, 2020

Sad

New definition: substance abuse disorder, i.e having drug abuse issues

If you are sad and suffering from sad that's even worse.

by Sexydimma June 1, 2023

Sad machine

The pedal steel guitar. Especially as used in gorgeous country music. See: Daniel Romano

"That thing! That sound! What is it?" "It's the sad machine."

by jamlew12 November 3, 2016

Sad binge eater

a word used to describe a hard working middle aged, semi-solemn individual who is hardworking, puts others over themselves and rarely tends to take care of themselves. It’s said their main coping mechanism is to eat every chance they get; which is where the same comes from.

person 1: I’ve talked to James before, he seems like a sad binge eater.

person 2: oh dear.

by saikaa May 31, 2024