Roberts

In French argot, Roberts are slang for giant tits. As in boobs larger than one hand can take care of satisfactorily. Usually causes slight unease in the partner for not knowing what to do/how to handle and please them.

Man, her Roberts were so humongous, while I fucked her from behind I felt so inept when I tried to massage her boobs at the same time - they were too enormous!

by Notmehim August 10, 2023

Robert H. you

to fire someone and subsequently hire their co-worker's friend to replace them.

if you don't get your head out of your ass, you'll get Robert H.'ed

I'll Robert H. you ass if you're late again

by irate_Pirate January 27, 2011

Robert

Hot alpha male with 8 inch penis

Person 1: hey Robert
Person 2: he has a massive cock
Robert: I have a 8 inch cock

by Niggly Wiggly00001 April 8, 2023

Robert morgan freecock

Faget dick bitch

Robert morgan freecock-A nigga with a bitch ass perm and a long dick that will leave yo girl amazed by his cockeyed barber cut hairline.

by Cagalon February 15, 2020

Robert Wunderlich

The Man the legend. Who's licks bring pleasure.

She was in wonder of the lick she had found. Robert Wunderlich: a man of great talent.

by Whomsdt January 25, 2018

Robert Giguere

14 inch penis at least huge ginormous watermelon balls in love Texas volcanoes

Dude Robert Giguere is so hot

by WeirdRobert March 31, 2021

Robert

A robert is a fuck nigga

Is that a robert
yeah that looks like a fuck nigga

by N!99er111 May 31, 2021