saggy rice bags is the name given to a person who has over the top saggy nips, like that of a 70 year-old crack whore.This droopy nip syndrome causes the infested's rice bags to hit the floor when they jump, causing the ground to shake as though it has parkingsons. Approach with extreme caution titties saggier than your nans are very hostile and may chomp off your dick faster than "O niel"(common name for your local pedo) after kiddies. Ricebagitis is known and scientifically proven to be the leading cause of virginity being more damaging to their sex life than posting "#1 victory royal". Sufferers of this diseases penises tend to be smaller than average having a droopy bellend and an oversized foreskin.

Luke- oi bruv u erd about that kid saggy rice bags?
Kieron- nah heard hes got some saggy ass nips
Luke- yeh man that kid liams ricebags are droopier than robs dick in the girls changing rooms
Kieran- HAHAHHAHA fucking queer!"

by cried for caitlin June 2, 2018

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cunt rice

left over pieces of toilet paper left on a womans vagina after using the restroom often ingested by unknown man.

I was eating out that bitch and got a mouth full of cunt rice

by Scl10111 September 19, 2020

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Declan Rice

best cdm in the world ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL

I LOVE DECLAN RICE HE IS AMAZING.

by iluvarsenal28 June 30, 2025

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rice cooker

The campus where you are assigned a mountain of countless college assignments that you're eventually become "cooked", i.e. no longer knowing anything about outside world

After a semester of constant projects and exams, I feel like I’ve been living in a rice cooker—completely cooked and out of touch with what’s happening in the outside world

by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025

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