pecker pirate

one that steals peckers. literally or figuratively.

pecker pirate meaning could be stolen by a pissed off woman for example literally or figuratively.

by red_baron1986 August 12, 2015

pickel weed

A person who you think is a drug dealer but who is also your next door neighbor.

Look at that pickel weed.

by Nomnim December 12, 2015

pecker punched

Getting thumped in the face with a giant cock.

You said what!! Thwap! Pecker punched.

by hirsakowski January 27, 2016

pickeled vagina

When your grandma baths in vinegar to persevere her lady bits

My grandma missed bingo night so she could renew her pickeled vagina

by M_brady2 April 28, 2016

Pecker Head

To have a male appendidge growing ever so largely on your forehead, it's a nicer way to insult someone who offends easily or if you're a pansy who doesn't swear.

Don't be a pecker head mate.
Just don't.

by Kodriejedi July 30, 2016

Pecker Tantrum

The result of not having sex for a long time. Sex

If I don't get laid soon, Ima throw fu**ing pecker tantrum!

Sex penis pecker laid

by unDURYEAted July 27, 2016

packer

A packer is a child who has no friends and usually struggles to speak to girls

Jesus Christ that Toby is such a packer

by R4m5ay March 19, 2017