Dump and pump

When you take a huge shit before having sex

"Lick my butt and call me a banana"
"Hang on, I'm gonna dump and pump"

"Did you see your girlfriend last night?"
"Yeah, I went over and did a quick dump and pump"

by Fifflefaffle November 22, 2021

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pre-pump pump

working out before sex so you're body looks more defined from the post-workout pump.

I'm meeting up with Ashley tonight so I gotta get my pre-pump pump in before I see her.

by Fuckmewitharakemom November 5, 2021

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pump the guns

To work out. (Guns = biceps)

Did you skive off work? Yeah, just been at the gym to pump the guns.

by plasmasnake1 November 17, 2021

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Pump Roulette

The name of the game of trying to land the gas price or gallons number exactly on .00 when filling up.

Only the gas station wins in pump roulette.

by Interius July 16, 2021

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pumping the pipes

Smoking a fat blunt

We were outside during the party pumping the pipes.

by Nykimeow July 21, 2021

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1. originates the Japanese word "yagamo" which literally translates to "arrow duck", but is also short for "ya ga mune ni sasuru", meaning "an arrow strikes my chest" or "a bow and arrow shot my blood-pump."

2. cupid has struck.

while seeing their crush come in
Naruru: BE STILL MY HEART!
Ruruna: Total bow to pump!

by MoonlightMaiden July 29, 2021

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