Falsey pants 

Andrew Lindenberger

Wow, that guy is such a falsey pants. He needs to get himself a unicorn.

Falsey pants by Ebony Adara June 16, 2013

TSA Pants

Pants so fashionably tight that one feels as though he is being screened for underwear explosives by the Transportation Security Administration with every step.

Look at John's sexy TSA Pants. You can totally see he's hanging to the left.

TSA Pants by vorduul April 15, 2014

Jimmy pants

Ridiculously tight male dress pants, predominantly in the butt area. May cause restricted circulation, dizziness, difficulty breathing and infertility.

Ladies love Jimmy pants!

Jimmy pants by Hangryness May 16, 2014

Waffle pants

The shitting of your pants where the shit feels and looks like waffle batter.

Man i was so sick i had a bad case of waffle pants.

Waffle pants by StingyZebra May 17, 2014

Cheesy pants 

Dirty old track pants that have seen some years. Grey, charcoal, or black sweat pants are the standard so the orange stains from eating cheesies hungover on a Sunday afternoon are highlighted. They only need to be washed twice a month maximum and you've had the best years of your life in those bad boys.

I was rockin' cheesy pants all friggin' day watching trailer park boys because I was 10/10 drunk last night.

Cheesy pants by Ronronbojangles April 26, 2016

floor pants 

Pants strategically placed on the floor next to the bed for emergency situations when you sleep naked. You just step right in and geaux.

Good thing I had my floor pants next to the bed when the mother-in-law barged in the house.

floor pants by DocDFA August 19, 2016

Shadow pants 

When your belly casts a shadow over your genitals, obscuring them from view.

Who needs a thong when you have shadow pants?

Shadow pants by Dr. Jon September 15, 2016