Virgin Stiff Arm

The initial reaction of most virgins to penetration. With a grimace and muffled gasp, the virgin in question shoots out an arm towards the chest or face in true Football fashion. Unintentional injuries may result from such violent actions.
"What the fuck happened to your nose?"

" I was going for her V-Card and got just the tip in before she busted my face up with a Virgin Stiff Arm
by Bdamn February 08, 2011
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Teeth clangin virgin

one who has clanger teeth and has no luck with women.
"Hello Babez" said M.W

"P*ss off M.W u teeth clangin Virgin" said girl
by Jewel$ March 18, 2008
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shut up virgin

A phrase used to put down someone who has not had sex yet
by TheManTheMyth420 April 04, 2016
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E-Virgin Hoe

Like a virgin hoe but everything they do is online. Someone that gives off raw sexual energy, probably sexted people a lot or runs a porn blog or some shit on Twitter or Tumblr or Reddit etc. but they never actually had sex. An E-hoe if you will. They probably know how to suck dick cuz they practiced it on a popsicle but never sucked one in real life. You can tell that when they actually do have sex they will already know what they’re doing. See Virgin Hoe
That girl right there is sexy! She probably likes it rough...

She probably would... but she’s an e-virgin hoe so we can’t really tell. But you can probably ask for her snapchat though.
by Informal Informant January 13, 2020
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Cooter-Slut-Virgin

(n) Origin: Comes from Latin word "Schilleci" meaning "to become one with the cooter, slut, and virgin"

Refers to a woman who meets the following criteria:
1)Has a cooter
2)Is a slut
3)Is a virgin
4)Constantly is wet for a thick dick
5)Is everywhere
Those cooter-slut-virgins are dripping wet right now.
by woodburygaitherhoneycutt November 11, 2009
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Monster Drinking Virgin

One who has never had the energy drink Monster.
Jose was classified as a monster drinking virgin upon announcing he had never taken a sip it.
by Waffles_xD April 11, 2011
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The Virgin Mary's hymen

That which was ripped wide open and torn asunder when the Messiah was born. In keeping with the belief of immaculate conception, Jesus Christ must have been the one to rip his own mother's hymen, and in a way pop his own mother's cherry. This can be used as an explanation for his odd behavior later in life.
Many christians celebrate the breaking of the Virgin Mary's hymen on the 25th of December every year.
The Virgin Mary's hymen got all torn and bloody, hahaha.
by Ford Leiden December 29, 2009
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