nick tooley is a black nigga with a huge Mandingo, strong enough to knock someone out with one swing of his big dick, when nick tooley wanks he has to extend his arms 22222 metres forward to get to the end of it. nick tooley is the G O A T at soccer and scores top bins every time. after his game he goes to have sex with Kylie Jenner, nick tooley is such a legend and has a huge Mandingo
by Bcsjksks March 25, 2019
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"Nick Drake sucks!" - Me
by not found [Error 404] August 13, 2008
Also known as Nicholas O' Malley or the sexiest man alive. Current bassist of Arctic Monkeys who replaced former bassist Andy Nicholson. Relatively quiet but during interviews, his sharp wit is conspicuous.
Idiot: That Nick O' malley is fat and hairy.
The wise one: Yeah, but I reckon that if he wants to shag you, you'll probabaly jump at the chance. You're just a bitter sad fuck.
The wise one: Yeah, but I reckon that if he wants to shag you, you'll probabaly jump at the chance. You're just a bitter sad fuck.
by it's the ultimate cunt August 11, 2010
die die die die die die nick jr
by Poke sucks he will go to hell June 28, 2020