Matthew Mutch

An absolute fucking jew.

Cody looks at Matthew Mutch and says, "What a fucking jew."

by Cody #18 October 7, 2016

Matthew Level

A state of grammar that is so bad, he or she must correct every sentence that is sent or written.
Can be used as:
Your on Matthew's level or
Your typing Matthew level

Guy: How art yoi

Girl: Wha?
Guy: How are yoy

Girl: Type English. Your typing on Matthew's level
Girl: like really get off of Matthew level

by M_MatthewD June 16, 2016

Pulling a Matthew

When you take bags of carrots and randomly throw them in the hallway

"Dude last Tuesday Eric was totally pulling a Matthew when he hit jenifer with some carrots"

"Totally bruh"

by Taco Bell 18 May 24, 2016

Matthew Earl

When someone is small, but has a large temper and is easily angered.

Jesus Christ he is such a Matthew Earl!

by Fats and Clive May 3, 2018

matthew facey

THE DOMNATOR

here he is MATTHEW "THE DOMINATOR" FACEY

Hey Your name is Matthew Facey You must be a DOMINATOR.

by Leo Jagger1 February 6, 2018

Matthew Colpus

A literal God

"Did you beat the final level?"
"Of course, I'm a Matthew Colpus"

by GooseWrangler May 5, 2018

matthew mccommas

A nice and sensitive guy who cares for others especially those who he loves.

Matthew McCommas is such a leader to everyone .

by Mattsterwayne December 25, 2016