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Bed Decision

A bed decision is a decision made after having sex by two people in authority, on plan of actions with an intended negative effect on a particular person or group of persons without the benefit of due process or due diligence, for the personal purpose of one or both of the sex partners. Usually sex is used to coax a partner to agree to a decision for the benefit of the one suggesting a decision. Bed decisions can also be decisions on how to commit corruption or the improper use of the funds of the organization, or to condone a wrongful act of a particular person or group being protected by either one of the sex partners, or to obtain a certain benefit for a particular person or group. In this definition bed decisions are bad decisions or evil decisions using sex to scheme sinister plots.
The termination of Jack's employment contract was a bed decision between his female Project Manager and the Country Manager who are having an affair, because the Project Manager did not like Jack's sense of independence.
by El Django July 18, 2021
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bed skydiving

When a man is on top and fucks so hard he gets airborne
Heather was surprised (and thrilled!) by how much air Geof caught as he was bed skydiving on her.
by Mr Crowley July 26, 2021
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Bed

A bed is a magical place were you could go on ur phone, sleep, eat, and drink in.
Someone: what's your favorite place
Me: BED
by bts fan lol February 24, 2022
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Bed

Pelmi should go to bed.
by Korenav August 15, 2021
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My bed

My bed is a place where I live l. I hope to die here. I eat my food and drink my caparisons on this bed. I love this bed so very much
My bed is a copy of heaven
by Sussy roach September 4, 2021
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bed shed

The action of progressively taking off more and more clothes while in bed due to sweatiness or general discomfort (I'm looking at you socks) until one is usually down to their underwear. Tends to be more awkward at sleepovers.
Dad: "Hey Jimmy, bring up all your laundry before you go to bed"
Jimmy: "I'm gonna end up bed shedding anyways, so I'll just bring it up in the morning"
by JimmyMahfety711 June 3, 2021
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bed

a bed is a place where a woman and a man go to make babies
man: hmm, i want a child! (as if, but its a scenerio)
woman: me too!
man: lets take it to the bed!!
by wet_noodles June 15, 2021
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