pulling the handle

An art term for jacking off

Ceramicist: I’m just pulling the handle!

Us: is that what the kids are calling it?

by Blvckmouse November 28, 2018

Fridge without a handle

Wet blanket.

Me: You're being such a fridge without a handle.

by fridgewithoutahandle June 12, 2019

Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.

“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”

by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021

Can't Handle It

My brother Johnathan, given a million opportunities and chances in life, yet still setup for failure because of plain stupidity and drug addiction.

Jake: oh man i just ruined this expensive thing.... Ethan: you just done a Can't Handle It!

by nao2357 February 21, 2021

swing left handed

Gay or gayeee
Bisexual mostly bull dike!

Tell your homie she better quit, I don't swing left handed!

by MeMonchie March 12, 2021

caught yellow-handed

When you catch someone urinating somewhere they shouldn't be.

Cat: urinating in bathtub
Someone who wants to take a bath: notices cat urinating in bathtub Caught yellow-handed! Shoo! Shoo!
Cat: runs away

by AshtyBoi September 12, 2021

Boston two hander

When a woman jerks off two guys at the same time under a table.

Patty sat between Mickey and Finn at the table and gave them the ol' Boston Two Hander.

by Dvalamardace March 5, 2022