She’s got a big dabonker, she’s a big butt and I cannot lie (her butt is as think as ham: aka.hammer)
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person 2: are you sure about this? it seems dangerous
person 1: YES JUST HAMMER ME HARDER!
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A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.
Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'
A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.
Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'
"That gentleman in the Armani suit turned out to be a real Velvet Hammer whenever that big brawl broke out in the club."
by Jackyjim January 8, 2022
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Want your stove to clean by itself?
Bang it with a hammer
Want a creepy sounding doorbell?
Bang it with a hammer
Your computer having a blue screen?
Bang it with a- oh right this isn’t sims 3…
(Sims logic EP 2) - OnlyAbiDoang
Bang it with a hammer
Want a creepy sounding doorbell?
Bang it with a hammer
Your computer having a blue screen?
Bang it with a- oh right this isn’t sims 3…
(Sims logic EP 2) - OnlyAbiDoang
by Jalwaysawake December 28, 2021
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