Johnny foreskin

A person named Johnny that has a concerning amount of foreskin

Calakta: I hate foreskin
Johnny foreskin: bitch
Calakta: *gets submerged in foreskin*
Johnny foreskin: die bitch

by Meat itteruptted June 22, 2023

Lake Forest Academy

Lake Forest Academy(or LFA), a boarding school located in Lake Forest IL. Demographics contain: white people, white people, and white people!(Jk but srsly it's like mostly white people it's Lake Forest IL let's be fr).

A pretty damn wealthy school(it's a boarding HS in Lake Forest bro) with a fun little gym overlooking their volleyball court! Their hockey team is just strange. Straight up strange. Beware! They bite(they won't actually but they'll bark at you if you're a visiting team while on all fours and do some weird canoeing motion). Embarrassingly and hilariously just bad. If you try to speak up about the harrassment from their students during volleyball games the school will make up some bs about "mad dog" being a core part of their school spirit!! Also they literally cannot get names right despite being given team rosters. If you're POC, you WILL be confused with literally any other person with a skin color that shares 4 hex digits with you. Regardless of your different jersey numbers.

Person 1: omg did that ref just call me person 2?? We don't even look alike... is the hockey team fr barking at us?? Is that his friend holding his lanyard like a leash?? Damn ig live laugh love the furry life my dude.

Person 2: that's Lake Forest Academy for you. Why tf did they even choose "caxy" of all frog related terms to be the name of their mascot :skull:

by Clinging On Rn :skull: August 22, 2023

Schroedingers foreskin

A Moyle and a baby are trapped in a box. You don't know if the baby has been circumcised or not.

Dude this job interview has got me feeling like schroedingers foreskin.

by Skebopfartcum September 20, 2023

Lotus Focus

Pronunciation: Lotus Focus
Origin: The Wii Fit Series
Minigame on Wii Fit about sitting on your balance board and focusing on the candle, there is nothing but the candle... Until Suddenly...
*moves -1mm*
Candle: Moves
Game: CUT *Flashbangs*

Alternative names for Lotus Focus:
Lotus Focus (America)
Zazen (Europe)
坐禅 (Japan)

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje October 8, 2023

Xbox Focused

When someone loves Xbox so much that they don't have time for anything else.

Samuel! why don't you talk to me anymore? Go away Susannah! i'm too busy playing Xbox! God you are too Xbox Focused!

by Cardapoopfart February 2, 2024

Jake foreskin

The act of removing foreskin to become a gay furry aswell as this being a commonly used nickname for people with the name Jake and a last name starting with F

Your such a Jake foreskin

by Monkey crusher February 8, 2024

Sand Forest Theory

Sand Forest Theory is a theory that was founded by Irving Aguilera when living in North San Diego. Constant trips to nature that were around the city of Fallbrook & Temecula led to him finding a National Park with Sand in it. The sand had sparkles and gold potential. Upon further inspection Irving came to the conclusion the sand got to the California hills via a catastrophic event known as Pole Shift.

Sand Forest Theory makes sense, this Earth might go through Magnetic changes time to time.

by Knitty March 4, 2024