Donkey Dicked

1)to be screwed over by somebody or perhaps fucked over.
2) To joke with someone

"He totally Donkey Dicked me in that trade"
"you didn't mean it? so you just Donkey Dicked me?

by MU-apathetic March 6, 2013

donkey shpidell

A donkey shpidell is when you get fucked in the ass while eating skittles.

Me and Daveion had an amazing donkey shpidell last night it was great.

by DavyBaby247 January 24, 2017

soap donkey

The act of masturbating in the shower with soap. Also known as 'making' soap donkeys.

David has been in the shower for quite a while, he must be making soap donkeys.

by soapdonkey July 7, 2014

donkey rofl

the act of breaking out in raucous laughter while performing doggy-style sex on another person.

Joe: Hey, Steve! How was your date with Cindy last night?
Steve: It was swell until she got mad and left.
Joe: What happened?
Steve: I was performing doggy-style sex on her, and then i noticed her NKOTB tattoo on her ass and donkey rofl'd.

by wtfchat December 10, 2008

swamp donkey

a particularly ugly female.
the origin is unclear, but is a popular term among ex-pat South Africans.

'Did you have a big night out?'
'Crazy. I woke up next to a swamp donkey.'

by keralite January 3, 2008

donkey stomp

When you're in a rush before school so to save time you take a shit in the shower and stomp on it to go through the drain.

i was in a rush today so I had to donkey stomp that shit, my mom was pissed

by kate redmond May 25, 2018

swamp donkey

Noun. A woman in desperate need to be fucked. Most often found hounding the keg and handles. Characteristically of wider stature/ or have gained a wider stature (usually after peaking in the beginning of college)

Haha, look at that swamp donkey over there waiting to be slayed!

That girl is such a swamp donkey

by danorlan711 September 22, 2010