Crack Consumerism

An addictive cultural state of mind and action that some humans fall prey to by way of media marketing, and in particular, social media influencers inundating them with messages to buy consumer goods and services, often preceded by a high before and after the purchase, and often followed by a feeling of emptiness until the next fix.

Unaware, Fred and Wilma became soul-less and addicted to the risks of crack consumerism by social media influencers suggesting to them to buy things they either did not need, nor could afford.

by Psychotrumpic March 13, 2021

Crack and Cheese

when you make Mac and Cheese but sprinkle it with cocaine.

Just made some crack and cheese mmm yummy

by poopman167 May 2, 2021

Crack Monkey

What you call someone that does crack and runs around scaring people

The guy at the beach acted like a crack monkey

by funguy2568 July 24, 2022

crack albert

A fat crackhead

Friend: fuck that crackhead is fat
Me: hey hey it's crack albert

by Puke lerry September 9, 2022

crack shipper

that one fangirl/guy who scorns canon and screams "I SHIP IT" at midnight. Never ever ever say you disagree with a ship in a crack shippers presence, or prepare to be bitten.

random: "Thats such a weird ship... they must be a crack shipper."

crack shipper: "STFU YOU B***** DON'T F******* S**** ON MY OTP

by nothingtoseehere^^ November 29, 2022

CRACK POWER

Crackhead strengthison , kind of is not for the people's only the crackhead manez

“Marmow , you gots it , remember CRACK POWER”

by CheapMayo April 22, 2022

crack-a-thon

When you go on a prolonged bender smoking some Crack Cocaine, usually lasting only a couple hours though because you smoke all your crack then have to go find some more.

nah dude that shit was insane, a crack-a-thon if you will, we stayed up till 3pm the next day smoking hard and ran out then had to go get some more

by Kleowasnthere May 22, 2022